BASSWORX Surgery Sessions

BASSWORX is checking in to CASA LATINA for another essential DRUM & BASS appointment... Chief Surgeons LOKI, MASSCON & MILITAN will be on hand alongside Doctors WOODLE and CRUZ with your 175BPM prescriptions at the ready.

Thanks to the Ibis' generous health insurance policy, ENTRANCE IS FREE ALL NIGHT!

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Resident GP ESPACE will be providing eye tests via the big screen. Hearing tests will also be available at the end of the night to ensure the 4 extra subs have done their job.

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Medicines available at the pharmacy include…

- Free wine for ladies 9-10pm
- 3 Jagerbombs for AED 90 all night
- 5 bottles of beer for AED 100 all night
- Sambuca for AED 25 all night
- Tequila for AED 25 all night
- Massive Cuba Libre, Mojito & Pina Colada Pitchers for AED 150 all night
- Bottles of Bacardi, Russian Standard or Famous Grouse for 550AED with 6 mixers (Red Bull not included)

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Surgery will run from 8:45pm-2:45am and is for over 21s only.

See you in the operating theatre!

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